5. SCO
4. Illegal monopoly
3. Mono
2. ISO fast-tracking OOXML approval process
1. Microsoft Proxy
The greatest Boycott Novell story would be something about “SCO is using its position as a Microsoft proxy to fast-track ISO’s OOXML approval process. This helps Microsoft to maintain its illegal monopoly in Mono-based software. Just look at these quotes from our own site, and a transcript from our own IRC channel, for proof!… The anonymous contributor from the IRC channel immediately gets a rating of +5 on our Credibility Index page.”
Come on Roy, write the perfect BoycottNovell story by including all the wankwords and the staple BN cliches!
UPDATE: I’ve just realised there’s another one: Patent Troll.
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